Funny!!!

A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for.

So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars. 'Every blonde in the world will get two million.'

The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man. 'Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men.' The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes.

'Now for your third wish.' said the genie. 'See that stick over there?', asked the brunette, 'I want you to beat me half to death with it.'

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Good Quotes

• Smart girls know how to play tennis, piano and dumb. - Lynn Redgrave
• When they told me that by the year 2100 woman would rule the world, my reply was “still?” – Winston Churchill
• The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
• I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. -Garrison Keillor
• Reality is something you rise above
• Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to.
• Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
• You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
• The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
• There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.
• Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
• DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
• Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
• Proud to be a freak!
• The Intelligent Human's Guide to Cows and Politics Socialism -- You have two cows--give one to your neighbor. Communism -- You have two cows. Give them both to the government. Government gives you milk. Fascism -- Government shoots you and takes cows. New Dealism -- Government shoots one cow, milks the other and pours the milk down the sink. Capitalism -- Slaughter cow. Compete with McDonald's. Anarchism -- Keep cows. Shoot government. Steal another cow. Conservatism -- Freeze milk. Nuke cows. Liberalism -- Give milk back to cows. Let them escape.
• If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
• If you love something, set it on fire. If it survives, then it is yours. If it doesn't, bon appetit.
• Give a man match, and he'll be warm for a minute. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
• Only two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein (1897-1955)
• England and America are two countries separated by a common language

Pic

The Pic i have in the title is on i found on DeviantArt, the artist is called InToXiCaTeD--StOcK.
This is a link to her site...
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Hey guys,
Shannan has a blog about dancing, it looks as though it could be pretty good!
It is at Shannan's Blog...
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Toni

What is a Joke?

A joke is, for those of you don't know, is a funny comment or short story or ironic depiction of a situation which has the intention of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punch line that will end the sentence to make it humorous.

So to say it simple, a joke is when a person says something or does something on purpose to get a another person to laugh.

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How many republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media to publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the democrats.

Found on: Jokes

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